Thumb wars are dumb. Really dumb. There's no skill at all to it. You think someone with lanky, bony fingers like be could accomplish a thumb war. No.

Once, I participated in a thumb war with a man with half a thumb. Less than half, probably. And I lost. In about five seconds.

Yeah.

–John

Sorry for the near-month delay since the last strip. I've been buried under: attending weddings in other states, designing programs for weddings, moving, subsequently unpacking, attending a birthing class, attending a baby shower, and playing Ocarina of Time on my Nintendo 3DS. Also, this comic was intended to be uploaded before midnight last night, but it wasn't. So.

–Mark